What should me and my sister (cat) do tomorrow?

ok so i have a sister (cat) and we want to hang out together tomorrow but theres nothing thats good for both of us! when she taught me how to use a littler box i got littler in my arm pits and when we went up in the attic to catch mice a mice ended up catching ME! and when we played ball she hit me in the face with it. then when we did makeovers she made me look like a clown and when we painted our nails she stained my new shirt and when we did our hair she got her gum and cigarette stuck in my hair and then we tried stuff we can both do so we went swimming but she almost drowned and then we went to the park and she got bullied by a dog and then we did tricks on the trampoline and now shes n a wheelchair and then we played basketball and now she has an eyeopatch and then we got up on the counters and i knocked over the plates and they broke and then we played with one of the goldfishes suzzie and now suzzie the goldfish and i are both in a wheelchair and then we went to the bar and got kicked out so ya we need ideas and btw we r both girls and im 13 and shes 1 (almost 2)